what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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