Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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