Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Actions speak louder than pants.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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