it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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