I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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