whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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