he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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