My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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