Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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