I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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