I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Randomize
