Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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