just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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