Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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