no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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