we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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