I want to have your abortion
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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