I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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