For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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