You're my little dorito
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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