evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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