My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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