did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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