i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i think im in europe. pls send help
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
