no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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