: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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