Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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