Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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