thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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