she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
