i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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