Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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