yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize