He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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