Pappa wants mamma naked
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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