How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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