i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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