Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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