champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Help. Why am I so naked?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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