Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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