I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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