Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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This is the high leading the old right now
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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