Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
it's great music for shaving your balls
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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