He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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