I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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