I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I have already put on my inside pants.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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