just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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