Moan for me like Helen Keller
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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