and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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