Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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