I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
