So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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