i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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