So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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