everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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